Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  After We Fell 2021

  ½ Watched 24 Oct 2021

  There is only one Vance and it is Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.

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  Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom 2018

  ★ Watched 18 Aug 2021

  Oof size: very large :(

Popular reviews

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  Splice 2009

  ★½ Watched 27 Jan 2018

  Alternative title proposals for this movie:
  - Parenting 101
  - We could have just bought a dog instead
  - What is this 'biochemistry' you talk about?
  - Mommy Issues
  - Daddy Issues
  - How to get a job after breaking every possible lab safety rule
  - When adopting a child just isn't enough
  - Illogical choices: the movie
  - Biochem for Dummies

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  Among the Shadows 2019

  ½ Watched 09 Apr 2020

  Jesus Christ