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The Electric State 2025
I would like to formally apologize to Chappie and The Creator.
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Dark Water 2002
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Beautifully atmospheric, from the rundown apartment complex, to the waterfront street they lived near. It has all of the creepiness you want in a ghost story, but I loved that it was tragic and sweet instead of the usual dark twist that someone did something sinister to cause the tragedy. This is such a simple story. It’s almost impressive that the US remake was so bad when it should have been a layup.
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Mad Max: Fury Road 2015
George Miller is a mad scientist. I admire those of you able to write these long, structured reviews after one viewing of this film, because I walked out of the theater with more feelings than coherent thoughts. So I apologize in advance if this review comes across as rambling. I have mostly flashes of imagery and brief moments playing out in my head (similar to Max's hallucinations), with Junkie XL's exhilarating score playing along with them. I don't think I…
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Captain America: The Winter Soldier 2014
I walked into the cinema with high expectations for Captain America: The Winter Soldier, and it exceeded them. It nailed pretty much everything it set out to accomplish. As a comic book movie, it's a ton of fun, with larger than life characters leaping off of the page and into a grounded, but not too grounded, world. As a political thriller, it calls attention to current events, like government monitoring and eliminating perceived threats without due process. I love The…
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