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The Black Phone 2021
My girl Gwen did not wreck her circadian rhythm just for two dumbass detectives to take all of the credit for solving the case. Disrespectful.
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The Crow 2024
If your argument for this movie being bad is "It's shitting on Brandon Lee's legacy!" 1. Your fascination and romanticization of his death is showing 2. You did not watch the sequels because they are just as not-great as 2024's The Crow. But this movie wasn't AS bad as the internet made it out to be.
The romance between Eric and Shelly was cringe for sure and the writing was kinda ass, but I'd argue that the neediness shown between…
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