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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★½ Watched 15 Nov 2023

  worse than i thought it would be. the 5 second video of jack black singing about five nights was better

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  Holidate 2020

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  this is fire and if you disagree you hate emma roberts and women and joy. and also King Bach which id understand

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  Crawl 2019

  ★★★ Added

  Stupid but also yass... what you'd expect from a shark movie but way better imo. Dialogue and logic are iffy but it really did have me stressed. Gators also didn't look too bad cgi wise

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  House of Hammer 2022

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  this musty fucking bitch

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