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  Chaos Walking 2021

  ★★★ Watched 28 Sep 2021

  Must be nice for Daisy Ridley to be in an alright sci-fi film

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  Clash of the Titans 2010

  ½ Watched 05 Sep 2021

  Categorically dreadful. Classicists must have turned to stone laying their eyes on it even for a second.

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  Enola Holmes 2020

  ★½ Watched 28 Sep 2020 1

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  Troy 2004

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 02 Sep 2020 1

  Fuck the critics, this is one of the best films of all time.

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