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  Love Lies Bleeding 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 29 Mar 2024

  Documentary about the average female queer relationship experience. Really highlights toxic emotional codependency. Highly recommend for any queer viewer, especially those who also have unrealistic expectations of what their body should look like. Kristen Stewart really nails it in the bathroom scene.

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  Lamb 2021

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Jan 2024

  Did you know the sounds sheep make are called bleats

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  10.0 Earthquake 2014

  ½ Added

  This is a special breed of film with no strong points to speak of. My mom and I enjoyed criticizing every scene. One of our favorites was when a guy said that dogs shit in accordance with an underground magnetic field. A dog’s shit was used to determine which direction was north. A dog’s shit was used as a compass.

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  Idiocracy 2006

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 20 Aug 2018

  Y'all this is a 5 now I just love it so much. Some of my fave lines:
  "Enjoy your extra big ass fries!"
  "Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr."
  "Welcome to Costco, I love you."
  "Brawndo the thirst mutilator replaced water everywhere."

  This is just the pinnacle of comedy. The jokes are so witty and the acting is great and I love this so much.

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