RobertMSawyer

RobertMSawyer

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  • Death Becomes Her

    ★★★★★

  • King Cobra

    ★★

  • Shrek 2

    ★★★★★

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  • Death Becomes Her

    Death Becomes Her

    ★★★★★

    A MASTERPIECE. 


    Over the top and flamboyant, just like me!


    Death has never looked so good.

  • King Cobra

    King Cobra

    ★★

    A huge mess. James Franko seemed like he just took a lot of meth before they started filming. 

    The only thing I liked was crushing over Garett Clayton for 90mins.

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  • Shrek 2

    Shrek 2

    ★★★★★

    AN EARLY 2000'S GAY ICON


    Let's take a journey to a land Far Far Away. 
    A land full of whimsy and more whimsy.


    Let me just say this upfront.
    Shrek 2 is the sole reason that I'm gay.
    I'm not gay because of genetics. 
    I'm not gay because I wasn't hugged enough. 
    I'm not gay because vaginas scare me.


    I suck dick because of Shrek 2.