DoucheLorde

DoucheLorde

Favorite films

  • Whiplash
  • Possession
  • Blade Runner 2049
  • Iron Monkey

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  • Stand by Me
  • Nosferatu
  • The Barbarians
  • Drag Me to Hell

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  • The Beekeeper

    The Beekeeper

    ★★

    "Nice shirt. Did you get that off a corpse you dog fucker?"

    This movie was hilarious. Completely out of touch boomer nonsense with bizarre performances, and Jason Statham. Highly recommend for bad movie night. You won't be disappointed.

  • Alison's Choice

    Alison's Choice

    ½

    Great horror movie!
    At one point, Janitor Jesus cries for the dead babies. Another woman brags about how many times she has murdered babies.
    The most terrifying part about this is the inaccuracies in women accessing sexual healthcare and the messaging that is likely being shared in religious classrooms across the nation.
    If you'd like to horrified to the point of losing sleep... This is the movie for you.

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  • The Maze Runner

    The Maze Runner

    ★★

    Teeny weeny angtsy spanky wanky. Watch it on 2x speed to watch all the cute boys get impaled with sticks and giant spider mechs. 🍆😳😇👍

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