monkey meter 30/100 bananas
Had to watch this movie for ap human geo extra credit, very cool concept and very cool effects with noomi playing herself and all her sisters but the script was SO BAD it was so so awful I have NO idea how they got willem dafoe to do this netflix original😭 watching this movie was almost worse than the packet i had to do on it after fuck you mrs. Davies i want brownies
Monkey rating: 55/100
acting and cinematography was phenomenal but the characters and script fell extremely flat for me, found it very difficult to gaf about any of the characters. First half of the movie was much more enjoyable than the second half
Series of scenes where the main character was inside the count’s castle for the first night were phenomenal, idk if the full frontal nude shot was needed though
Monkey meter: 99/100 bananas
Watched this masterpiece as it aired in 2014 for the first time and have rewatched it every fall season every year since, perfect only wish i had more
58/100 bananas
Were going back in time… to the first thanksgiving… to get turkey… OFF the menu
