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  Notting Hill 1999

  ½ Watched 26 Mar 2025 1

  Utterly rebarbative. This movie…*spits* is…horrendous. “What a fun silly rom com! I love Hugh Grant’s hair!” I command you: have dignity. This… this… ah, it is terror; it is incomprehensibly atrociously bad. I don’t like to name writers (they are implicitly vile, conceited creatures) but I summon Richard Curtis to answer for this abomination. I attacked Heretic for being hackwork but I must apologize for I did not know the meaning of the word. I am going to transform my head into…

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  Taxi Driver 1976

  ★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  I want to give this movie 0 stars because it is so unpleasant but I’m doling out a gentleman’s 3 out of acknowledgement for the craft. The score is really good. Sometimes when I review bad movies I’ll spin a “Wheel of Death” and do a fun little “execution” of someone who I thought gave a bad performance. This movie is about someone who spins the wheel of death in real life.

  Travis Bickle is the single most undesirable person…

Popular reviews

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  The Beatles: Get Back 2021

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Nov 2021

  The agony and the ecstasy.

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  Willie the Operatic Whale 1946

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Nov 2023

  Brb just killing myself so I can hear Willie perform in heaven.

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