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Opus 2025
((deep breaths & spoilers))
I didn’t hate everything but I didn’t like anything about this film. Malkovich classically Malko’ed so hard w psychotic nonchalance as expected but Ayo, gurl.. thought you’d give SOMETHING. I mean, you’re about to get murdered - try try tryyy to stop rolling your eyes like Carmy just yelled at you for replacing the onion w shallots. Cute twist at the end - Jordan Peele called, he wants his storyline back.
*2 more stars docked for associating Prada & pubes
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The Brutalist 2024
Stefon voice: this film has everything! War! Infidelity! A glimpse of Brody’s peen! A little rape.. a touch of heroin! Maybe some sex? Maybe some suicide! Who’s to say - choose your own brutalist adventure!
3.5 hours? Some would argue it was not long enough. Get in line for one more run and see it again with your best buds to find more clues & lmk what happened.
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