Jay Stoneburner

Jay Stoneburner Pro

Favorite films

  • Kingsman: The Secret Service
  • Boogie Nights
  • Kick-Ass
  • Top Gun: Maverick

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  • Sweet Home Alabama

    ★★★

  • Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★½

  • Murder Mystery

    ★★★½

  • Notting Hill

    ★★★

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  • Sweet Home Alabama

    Sweet Home Alabama

    ★★★

    Hold up, did they really make this movie without getting the rights to use the original song? Unbelievable.

  • Captain America: Brave New World

    Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★½

    It’s a pretty standard marvel movie, but the more I think of it the more I dislike it. The character motivations are all fairly basic. There’s some interesting global relations stuff that fizzles out when the movie remembers it needs to destroy some landmarks.  The villain blend is really unsatisfying and overestimates how much people care about The Incredible Hulk (2008). There isn’t even any memorable humor in here.

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  • Rescuing Christmas

    Rescuing Christmas

    ★★★

    As a Duluth resident I’m very biased, but this was really solid. The main character is especially likable. The romance is just ok, but it takes a backseat to the main story.

  • Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning

    Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning

    ★★★★½

    It’s a little overstuffed (especially for a part 1), it gets a little too twisted up towards the end, and I didn’t like that the main villain’s relation to Ethan’s past was so synthetic and thrown in. 

    None of that really matters tho, since the rest of this is FUEGO. Every movie going forward should allocate room in its budget for Pom Klementieff plowing through city streets in a Humvee.