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  The Longest Ride 2015

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 19 May 2023 1

  Goddam! Smack my ass and call me judy cause ye fucking haw this is my favorite comfort movie

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  Thirteen 2003

  ★★★ Watched 19 May 2023

  If 11 year olds watched euphoria and skims and then turned 13 and decided to emulate those vibes but like times 10. Traumatizing, but lowkey enjoyed.

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  Erin Brockovich 2000

  ★★★½ Watched 05 May 2023 1

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  Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret. 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 May 2023 1

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