NOW HIRING
Construction Laborer
Qualifications:
- loneliness/desperation
- no familial ties
- must exhibit extreme strength, work ethic and endurance particularly on one’s first day
- must be able to commute to job site; transportation from will be provided
- must be an organ donor
Benefits:
- Dinner is provided
“This employer has been flagged for an abnormally high employee turnover rate”
