Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  what if the vinyl played ‘creep’ glee cast version though?

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  One of Them Days 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  I fucking love Keyla Monterroso Mejia

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★ Watched 22 Dec 2024 2

  Bare asses on bathroom floor, 
  Where’s your bath mat- Demi Moore? 

  Movie was swag but like omg why were they both being so difficult.  Cld’ve jumped through that screen n put them in a time out. Jaysus. Like let’s sit down and make a plan or something, work things out. Yous both want the same thing. Instead, they  both realllllllly had a vendetta against common sense. Like holy god. Oh and leaving each other lying naked on the freezing floor every…

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  We Live in Time 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Jan 2025

  FuuuhhhhhcK Saaakeee 

  (I’m in bits) 

  #wheetabix you’ve outdone yourself with this ad babes