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The Martian 2015
Now sit down you little twats and let me tell you about the time I watched a move about martians. The great but tiny nation of mine has vitamins called "Marsietis" (Martian) and their commercials are way more engaging than this movie (ever wondered why Lithuanian men are spitting images of Greek Gods?). Now I would not call myself an idiot, on the contrary, I'm one of the smartest guy you'll ever meet (quiz me on historical facts or airplanes…
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Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 2024
Despite the event I am about to tell happening but a week ago, I still remember as if was yesterday. The young and happy soul of mine stayed in that theater and what remains after this moviefilm is a sad old angry man, who lives knowing the exact moment life went to sh#t. Just like the Grand Duchy of Lithuania was utterly f#cked by it's own hand under the union of Krėva, so was I, metaphorically intercoursed with, by accepting…
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The Terminator 1984
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me
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Snow Dogs 2002
I really like dogs and I'm from northern Europe, so I also like snow. So the name seemed like it's movie made for me. I like parrots more, but I can't blame the directors for not making a movie about snow parrots. How funky this idea seems! Snow parrots hehehehe. Cockatoo would probably be the best adapted to the snowy landscape of (Alaska?). I googled that anything under 4°C can be harmful to the Parrot, so while I would absolutely…
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