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Heavy Metal Parking Lot Alumni: Where Are They Now? 2006
Talk about unnecessary. If you wanted to talk to crushingly normal people about their good ol' days you'd probably have more fun at a VFW hall.
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Hard Target 1993
God damn John Woo just absolutely never misses. The snake punch alone deserved an academy award.
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Milk & Serial 2024
"I would never hurt my friends. That DOES count for something."
What a refreshing and unique take on the TikTok generation horror film. While it definitely furthered my vitriol towards YouTube pranksters, every actor absolutely nailed their role and the actions/reactions all felt believable and logically sound. Credit to the writers for managing to make a contemporary serial killer seem plausible and valid. Very fun thriller that didna lot more in an hour than most do with 2.5.
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We Don't Feel Pain!! (We Tried a Ritual) 2020
Much more effective exploration of the idea of Purgatory than his attempt with Heavy Eyes. Great use of the found footage format and didn't over explain any aspect in a way that would have diminished the horror.
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