Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Snow White 2025

  ★ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  A queen in full sequins and a geometric cape is NO queen of mine

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  High School Musical 2 2007

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  Three notes:
  1. Troy's eyes are violently blue
  2. Troy claiming his parents are pinching pennies for him to go to college when he has a massive house is insane
  3. All the gay movies I've watched combined are nothing compared to Ryan and Chad singing I Don't Dance and then mysteriously wearing each other's clothes

Popular reviews

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Feb 2025

  Me when I'm a tortured artist so I have cigarettes in bed as soon as I wake up

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  Fireworks 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Feb 2025

  Will italian twink suffering ever end

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