Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mission: Impossible – Fallout 2018

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Oh no Henry Cavil! Not the mustache!

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★★ Watched 13 Feb 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 2001

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Apr 2024

  Molly is Gandalf because they both say fuck shit as if it is fact

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  Oppenheimer 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Dec 2024

  Well if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions.
  This made me realize I don’t know shit about history. 
  Also, why did jack have bongos?