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Recent reviews

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  Under Paris 2024

  ★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Can’t believe this is a documentary about the Paris 2024 Olympics

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  Hunger 2023

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  This Whiplash x The Menu crossover Fr had a full blown Ghost but with raw pork makeout sesh

Popular reviews

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  Mulholland Drive 2001

  ½ Watched 08 Nov 2024 2

  Why does everyone glaze David Lynch so hard?? I’m calling bs on this high brow high cinema film student monocle wearing movie snob cult crap. Every single review of every David Lynch film is “I didn’t get it…5 stars”. Have I taken crazy pills? His movies are straight up dog water. The writing, the acting, the deliveries, the score, all of it is rubbish. This whole movie felt like I was watching The Room but it wasn’t even funny. At…

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  Ichi the Killer 2001

  ½ Watched 22 Jul 2023

  Horrific. 
  
  2+ hours of incel fantasy bs, torture porn, and sexual violence against women.

  Kakihara steeze is the only reason this movie gets even a star.

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