Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Fifty Shades of Grey 2015

  ★ Watched 26 Jul 2019 1

  Misogynist and objectifying women piece of crap. I can't believe this was directed by a woman.

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  Annabelle Comes Home 2019

  ★ Watched 12 Jul 2019

  I fall asleep during this. Literally. For like 20 minutes. Oh and it was in the middle of the day. I have never ever fallen asleep in the cinema before in my life.

Popular reviews

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  Beauty and the Beast 2017

  ★★ Watched 17 Mar 2017 1

  take a drink every time emma watson knits her brows. you'll be dead in 5 minutes.

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  Black Mass 2015

  ★★ Watched 02 Feb 2017

  rule number one: don't watch johnny depp movies if you're allergic to johnny depp