Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Despicable Me 2010

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2024

  I watched this movie and then saw a picture of a minion riding gru’s nose and now I don’t know what to feel anymore.

Recent reviews

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  10 to Midnight 1983

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  God I love 80’s Trashterpiece movies. What a fucking W.

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  Mandy 2018

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  My kind of fucking movie man. I cried twice and I laughed hysterically 3 times. Acting was spot on. Atmosphere was fucking spot on. I was feeling these emotions with Nic Cage and let me tell you. Not a lot of films will do that. Good fucking shit ladies.

Popular reviews

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  Red One 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Dec 2024 8

  I fucking hate movie critics. I hate them so fucking much. This movie was a perfectly acceptable Christmas movie. Fun, Whimsical, Action packed. But nooooooooo! WE CANT HAVE ANYTHING FUN!! I’m so fucking sick and tired of people watching movies and expecting them to change their lives or for it to be the most groundbreaking piece of media they’ve consumed in their pathetic lives EVERY FUCKING TIME THEY GO TO THE THEATER! What happened to having fun? What happened to…

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  Carry-On 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Dec 2024 4

  My guy literally just needed to do nothing and Carry On with his day. He really Blew things out of proportion. Jason Bateman Blows me away. Taron Everton makes my penis want to Explode. On top of all of that, Explosive twists and turns. Can’t complain.