Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Close 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  proof that terrible things and great sadness can still befall you if you live on a gorgeous flower farm in belgium. that fucking sucks

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  Tour de Pharmacy 2017

  ★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  so many celebrities! doing something decently funny and very dumb.

Popular reviews

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★ Watched 10 Jan 2025 1

  the best part of this movie was a bunch of extras wrapped in bandages spinning around in wheelchairs singing “vaginoplaaasty”

  the worst part was probably a condescending frenchman who refused to research mexico attempting a complex film focused on mexican struggles starring one (1) mexican actor. interesting!

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  Blue Velvet 1986

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Jan 2025

  happy birthday david lynch. you have a great understanding for the darkness great evil that can lay under picturesque americana!

  it’s a strange world for sure

  
  4/10 Lynch features, chronologically