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Recent reviews

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  Hot Fuzz 2007

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 23 Mar 2025

  Feeling: great! (I was a little tipsy too)
  Conclusion: Historians will say they were just friends.

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  Opus 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Feeling: tense (and everyone moved on way too quickly from the lady garden thing, just saying)
  Conclusion: it's giving cunt
  *cult
  Sorry
  Autocorrect

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Feeling: Upset because that woman shouldn't have popped that pimple on prime Mickey. She wasted 17 satisfying pimple pops.
  Conclusion: Humanity sucks and the creepers are cute.

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★★ Watched 03 Nov 2024

  Feeling: hungry for blueberry pie
  Conclusion: Boycott Monopoly for plagiarising from a woman.

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