Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  What if nausicaa and starship troopers were one dumb movie

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  The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift 2006

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  Left kind of angry that nobody ever calls me Cowboy

Popular reviews

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  Queer 2024

  ★★½ Watched 08 Dec 2024

  Soundtrack was so corny and distracting (Nirvana over a period piece, come on), way too much CGI instead of shooting on location, and Daniel Craig’s character comes off as irredeemable to the point where I was left thinking “yeah you should leave this poor kid alone”. 

  First Luca Guadagnino I haven’t liked. You have to give me something to enjoy if you’re going to put me through a CGI interpretive dance sequence, I’m sorry!

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  The Lawnmower Man 1992

  ★★★ Watched 26 Jun 2024

  imagine going from simple jack to eliot rodgers in like two weeks like bruh i would be acting up too

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