Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★½ Watched 22 Aug 2024

  So fucking bad it’s somewhat funny

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  A Nos Amours 1983

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Aug 2024 1

  l’inceeeeeeeeeeeeste

Popular reviews

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★ Watched 11 Mar 2024

  Basic ass marvel-type movie meets fashion show in this apolitical and borderline colonialist adaptation of a book that definitely deserved better, even more so considering the much stronger first part. It’s actually insane to direct a movie this long with this little to say.
  Honorable mention goes to every actor, who somehow all get uncannily cringy at least once in a key scene. Nobody is believable in their role, which is no small feat. 

  Obviously the visuals are great.

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  Benediction 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2024

  Mean girls for depressed gays who think everybody is doomed by the ripe age of 11

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