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Barbie 2023
funniest meta joke in the movie was these two girls outside the bathroom afterwards who were like “I think the message was good but I didn’t expect it to be so corny…… and why were people always laughing?” which are 2 incredible takes for a comedy about a doll. 5 stars because it was exactly what it set out to be (1990s lost media with meticulous set design), mi nus 1 star because I chugged my juice box of wine…
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2001: A Space Odyssey 1968
this movie looks good as hell in 70mm except for the last 20 mins when one of the projector bulbs breaks and they lose sound for the last reel so someone starts playing thus spoke zarathurstra on their phone speaker
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Class Action Park 2020
couldn’t hear the movie because both of the people I live with are from Vernon
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Star Wars: The Last Jedi 2017
forgot to get any of the groceries I needed because I spent too much time at the store trying to decide if the last jedi was a good or bad movie.
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me in the seltzer aisle: what degree of corniness is the inherent limitation of an 80s sci-fi franchise? How rapidly will our 2010s quippiness age? Trilogies were invented by capitalism, not art. What’s a more important aim, character development or plot development? How much have I ever enjoyed…Translated from by
