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Captain Corelli's Mandolin 2001
If Nicolas Cage does, in fact, base all of his performances on an impression of another person, I would really like to know what Italian guy he found that speaks like a drunken Swede with a stuffy nose and Bell's palsy.
Had no idea Christian Bale was in this. Even worse than Cage if I'm being honest...bare butt scene though, if you're interested. 5 stars to that.
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We Live in Time 2024
Why does he work for Weetabix? Like why is that a part of the story they repeat several times? We never see a Weetabix.
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The A-Team 2010
I love this movie. I love this movie so much. Something about engraving plates and a mealy mouth Jessica Biel, but who cares. We're having fun here! Remember fun?? We used to let Bradley Cooper just sort of be himself (speak French for no reason, be shirtless for no reason), cast UFC fighters in major roles, allowed Liam Neeson prominent gun time, let Don Draper do *literally anything* to be seen as a cool and good sport, and Sharlto Copley…
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Streets of Fire 1984
My husband likes Pantera. I like Duran Duran. "There will never be a movie whose sensibilities can satisfy you both", they told us.
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