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  Moonstruck 1987

  Watched 23 Mar 2025

  the old man muttering in Italian and walking 5 dogs is me in another universe. Cher crying watching the opera is very me-coded. 

  People were constantly screaming “I don’t want to talk about it” and I find that very satisfying. The line read of “your life’s going down the toilet” is also great. 

  0% gay. Did not cry.

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  Opus 2025

  Watched 18 Mar 2025

  fun! kooky! Dina Simone is a bop! I will watch Ayo in anything! I wanted it to be longer and grosser, tbh. Ending was abrupt.  Seemed gay. Did not cry.

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  Paddington in Peru 2024

  Rewatched 07 Mar 2025 1

  Okay so… a pretty wild concept. They really went for it… to mixed results. Like, come on, it’s no Paddington 2. BUT still a lot of things to love! 

  Olivia was such a fun kooky spooky lady. Antonio was absolutely doing the most. Hugh continues to be in his playful era. Paddington himself continues to be deeply delightful. I’d do anything for the dang Brown family. Justice for Sally!!!!!!!!!! 

  Was gay (Antonio in drag). Did cry. Honestly didn’t think I…

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  The Monkey 2025

  Watched 26 Feb 2025

  Funniest movie I’ve seen since TRAP. But yeesh. The plot holes alone! I got questions! I laughed out loud and gasped and said “what the fuck is he saying” through uncomfy giggling multiple times. Couples hotties in this one: Theo, Tatiana, Elijah, Twyla 😻 

  Not gay. Did not cry. Did love the Stephen King references, though!

  Osgood Perkins has yet to make a film that works for me, but I will not give up. 🤞🤞🤞 for Keeper.

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