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Into the Woods 2014
whenever i rate a movie musical, i have to do it with the caveat that the musical was better. the musical was always better. somehow the people making movie musical adaptations don’t get that musical fans literally just want to see a 1:1 recreation of the musical but on a movie screen.
anyways now that that disclaimer’s done, i can say that this movie isn’t as bad as everyone pretends it is. yes, the final act is fucking awful but…
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Challengers 2024
i already wrote a long analytical review of this movie the first time i watched it. now i just think they should have had a threesome
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Lady Bird 2017
ever since this movie came out, i have been trapped in a lie. it is one of my best friend’s favourite movies and i recall her talking about it and i pretended as if i had also seen it because it just seemed like the type of movie that of course, my pretentious ass would love. i continued on with this lie for many years. i would mention my taste in movies to someone and they would almost always say…
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Challengers 2024
don’t trust anybody who tries to throw blame on a single character. they all fucked up. they were all awful (yes, even art). that’s the beauty of this movie. it wouldn’t have been nearly as good if even one character had made a rational decision.
now let’s get this out of the way. zendaya, you could show up on screen for 4 seconds, let out a massive fart, and then walk off and i would still praise it as the…
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