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  The Substance 2024

  ★★ Watched 07 Jan 2025

  Pretty colours pretty sets, but no substance to it. Took itself waaay too seriously for an already naf concept, an almost direct copy of death becomes her but less funny. Mildly disappointed

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  Click & Collect 2018

  ★½ Watched 23 Dec 2024

  This film is like a YouTube ad

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  Magnolia 1999

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Feb 2024

  Been waiting bloody ages to feast my eyes on this lil slut of a film and boy did it not disappoint it was monumentous

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  The Sect 1991

  ★ Watched 19 Sep 2023

  An absolute fever dream, or nightmare would be a better word I hated this film
  The story line is a SHAMBLES holy heck it’s so stupid how is it so boring but so thrilling
  The antichrist was quite nice in the end actually.
  Beware of a muderous rag, the Rolling Stones, and a rabbit flicking through tv channels. Also the panpipe soundtrack at the end was the icing on the cake

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