Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  My Hero Academia: Two Heroes 2018

  ★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  ts so peak

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  Shrek 2 2004

  ★★ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  i love puss in boots

Popular reviews

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 2001

  ½ Watched 14 Jan 2024

  jesus christ this might just be the worst fucking film i have ever watched. the painfully long dragged out scenes of the fucking ugly hairy fuckass hobbits and the bizarre powerpoint looking editing made me actually want to lobotomise myself. these films might just be the most utterly overhyped movies EVER created in cinematic history, and i have watched some utter shit in my life. i only convinced myself to watch this dogshit because of lee pace only to find…

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  Monster Family 2 2021

  ½ Watched 07 Aug 2023

  i’m thoroughly upset by the lack of dracula here.

  first of all, whenever he was on screen he was either a hologram, a goddamn furry or a flight attendant, and the 7 seconds where he was on screen and faced with the mum again HE WAS SO UNDERWHELMING AND STUPID AND CRINGE

  this film sucks i only watched it for dracula and i didn’t even get dracula fuck this film