Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Evangelion: 2.0 You Can (Not) Advance 2009

  ★★★½ Watched 30 Mar 2025

  Asuka is literally me and Shinji is literally me and Rei is LITERALLY ME!!!

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  In Time 2011

  ★ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  The perfect movie to be broken up into 90 1-minute segments.

Popular reviews

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  Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip 2015

  ★ Rewatched 08 Mar 2025 1

  CHIPMANIA

  I got together with some friends and we binged all the Alvin and the chipmunks movies. It was miserable.

  This was the objectively worst movie but it was the most fun to watch. The scene where Tony hale screams surrounded by his chipmunks paraphernalia was fucking hilarious.

  The best part about this was when John Waters showed up for some reason.

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  A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors 1987

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 24 Mar 2025

  Kristen's mom is such a bitch 😭

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