Favorite films

Recent reviews

• 

  We Live in Time 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Oct 2024

  got kicked out of the theater for sobbing too loud

• 

  Brokeback Mountain 2005

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Aug 2024

  she jack twists on my ennis till i brokeback

Popular reviews

• 

  Bottoms 2023

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 23 Sep 2023

  an inspiration story for ugly untalented gays everywhere. only downside of this movie was it pretending ayo and rachel aren’t the most beautiful women ever.

• 

  Pinocchio: A True Story 2021

  ★★½ Watched 13 Sep 2023

  “mommy why is the little wooden boy moaning?” -someone’s kid in the theatre probably.

Following