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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 08 Jan 2025

  Nicholas Holt gives a convincing and sensitive performance as king of the cucks.

  Count Orlok // Bobinksy - separated at birth??

  He needed the mustache to be hot it was an important creative choice.

  Cannot *believe* necrophilly got a look in.

  Playlist:
  Last Request - Paolo Nutini
  Poison - Alice Cooper

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Nov 2024

  Ok Ridley baby, the characters slap, the performances slap, those two creepy twin emporors - completely obsessed with those guys. Costumes slap. Flight scenes, they also slap.

  HOWEVER - do I believe Paul mescal as a natural born leader? He should have been more of an unlikely hero (a la How To Train Your Dragon)

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★ Watched 25 Sep 2024

  My god don't watch this film on a come down

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Sep 2024

  "oh! Seems a little weird your birthday AND my daughter's birthday are on the 14th"

  "Oh wowza that's a doozy chief! Maybe we should both stay away from this case??"

  "Ah nah M8 I'm sure it'll be fine"

  *Slams face into desk*

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