Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  War for the Planet of the Apes 2017

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Nov 2024

  Proud of the (fictional) race for coming up with a slur for apes

  Good work everyone

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  Venom: The Last Dance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 Oct 2024

  On all objective film making/writing stand points, its terrible.

  Would reccomend

  Don't understand how they fit so much plot into so little time, but also I am so glad they did not elaborate on any plot because who cares

Popular reviews

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  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Sep 2023

  Funny, pretty, heartfelt, i want a sequel <3

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  The Room 2003

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Sep 2023

  Not enough sex scenes, plus the only ones it did have weren't long enough imo

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