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  Memento 2000

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Jan 2025

  Fucking outstanding.

  When I was crazy I use to write in permanent marker on my skin, I was pretty much covered everywhere that would be covered by long pants and a shirt.

  I don't remember what I wrote.

  I also had a stack of sticky notes that I would write ""profound"" things that I would learn about the world.

  They have since been lost to the sands of time.

  I would definitely watch this again.

  5/5 stars.

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  Naked 2017

  ★★ Watched 03 Jan 2025

  Honestly I know the vibe.

  Try and try again as I might, I just can't seem to get it right. Until one night. One magnificent party, I consume the perfect amount of alcohol, caffeine, nicotine, dexamphetamine, amyl nitrate, and nitrous oxide - paired with the perfect kiss, that is true chemical joy.

  I think that's what this movie was a metaphor for probably.

  I would not watch this again.

  2/5 stars.

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  Primer 2004

  ★★½ Watched 03 Jan 2025

  I watched this movie once thought, then I watched it at 2x speed.

  The chicken I had while watching this movie the first time was a bit dry, the butter chicken curry curry was pretty good, but fuck the NAAN. The naan was really good 10/10 great naan.

  Naan
  The premise.

  Curry
  The second viewing at 2x speed (paired with a YouTube explanation)

  Chicken
  The characters were a bit dry and nerdy for my taste

  2.5/5 stars, I probably wouldn't watch again.

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  The Butterfly Effect 2004

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Jan 2025

  This is a honest to goodness story from my own personal life:

  I have the ability to travel through time by looking at the tip of a spinning pen.

  I have done this ever since I was in year 7, about 11 years old.

  When I look at the pen it signals a point on my personal timeline which I can travel to and from.

  I did this all throughout school, I remember each moment so clearly. I remember doing…

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