Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★ Watched 01 Feb 2025

  You can tell this one really woke up the empathy in film bros because of how fucking long every review is

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  How the Grinch Stole Christmas 2000

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 Dec 2024

  I literally cannot write or say enough quotes from this. Can’t even decide what to write for a review. It is just too monumental.

Popular reviews

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  Triangle of Sadness 2022

  ★★★ Watched 05 Oct 2024

  Comforting to know that maybe Jeff Bezos explodes out of both ends at once sometimes too

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  The Love Witch 2016

  ★½ Watched 01 Apr 2023

  WAY too much piccolo.

  It’s was also way too long, but other than that it was aesthetically pleasing.

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