Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Beetlejuice 1988

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 08 Oct 2023

  Every lesbian I’ve ever met dresses like Adam, Barbara, Lydia, or Delia.

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  Bram Stoker's Dracula 1992

  ★★★★ Rewatched 03 Oct 2023

  Why the ever loving FUCK did my parents want me to watch this when I was 11????

Popular reviews

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  A Perfect Ending 2012

  ½ Watched 05 Sep 2021 1

  There is literally no aspect of this movie that’s good.

  The story? WACK. The acting? AWFUL. The writing? ABHORRENT. The cinematography? HEINOUS. 

  I can’t even think of anything funny to say this shit made me ashamed to be a lesbian oh my god

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  Peter Pan Goes Wrong 2016

  ★★★★ Rewatched 24 Jun 2022

  Underrated moment: the stagehands trying desperately to stop the turntable with strips of gaff tape.