Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  brought a banana as a snack and started getting worried the monkey might see it as a microaggression

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  every single frame of this film was like a physical violation

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Jan 2025 1

  you guys see how thomas is always late. i am pointing at the screen. do you see it. late to his meeting with his boss, late to arrive at the vampire's castle. and ultimately too late to. well. he better start setting his watch a few minutes early from now on

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  The Man from U.N.C.L.E. 2015

  Watched 10 Apr 2024

  it took me 3 tries over several years to watch this movie but i finally did it. i will remember nothing about it