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Recent reviews

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  Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey 1993

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Forgot to log this but yeah we’re working through some dog stuff right now and this was very nice and emotional and refreshing

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  This cost 25x as much as the music video for Shania Twain’s 2002 hit I’m Gonna Getcha Good and looks about the same.

  An ugly man left his wife and infant child because of this movie.

  Use real words idiots.

  Jeff Goldblum has played the same character for 30 years.

  Ariana Grande did some good physical comedy.

  Jingle Jangle (2020), and Wonka (2023) did this better.

  Anyways I’m glad I don’t live in an awful country where a charismatic idiot con-man has charmed the majority into believing he’s a benevolent god-king.

  Three stars because it had entertainment value.

Popular reviews

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  Club Life 1986

  ★★½ Watched 22 Jun 2019

  This director has never attended a funeral in his life. This is Road House on qualudes, three years before Road House was released.

  Also.. THERE IS  A GRATUITOUS SEX SCENE... ON A TRANSPARENT WATERBED... THAT IS FULL OF FISH... 

  
  AND A SLOW MOTION NUNCHUCKS MONTAGE WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS GUY GET NUNCHUCKS

  Fun news, this is my first Taps and Tapes screening at the Vulcan Video parking lot. So... very excited to see what else I’m exposed to!

  
  Added an extra 1/2 star because there’s a very cute dog right in front of me.

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  Eight Gifts of Hanukkah 2021

  ★★½ Watched 09 Dec 2023

  Beautiful film about how you too could marry your non-biological brother who your bubbie loved more than you.

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