roisin!

roisin!

my ratings are based on whimsy and a childlike enjoyment of film. i do not care about objectivity.

Favorite films

  • Moonrise Kingdom
  • Brigsby Bear
  • Marcel the Shell with Shoes On
  • Barb & Star Go to Vista Del Mar

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  • The Croods: A New Age

    ★★★

  • Fantastic Four

    ★½

  • Daredevil

  • The Luck of the Irish

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  • The Croods: A New Age

    The Croods: A New Age

    ★★★

    this movie truly caught me off guard with how enjoyable it was but points subtracted because phil and grug definitely should have kissed by the end

  • Fantastic Four

    Fantastic Four

    ★½

    these stars are just for chris evans.

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  • The Luck of the Irish

    The Luck of the Irish

    it’s true you guys all irish immigrants have lucky coins that we have to keep safe lest we revert to our natural state as leprechauns

  • Daredevil

    Daredevil

    i usually write short little reviews but dear god i have too many issues with this film… here’s a brief list:

    1. he kills a random criminal… in like the first 20 minutes… even though famously his whole thing is NOT KILLING PEOPLE. the filmmakers obviously did not truly have catholic guilt in mind when writing this film based on that alone omg.
    2. so much leather.
    3. TOO MUCH EVANESCENCE like i know it was 2003 but come on…