Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Twister 1996

  ★★★★ Rewatched 17 Jan 2025

  “Oh my god! Who ARE these people??!!!”

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  Van Helsing 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 07 Dec 2024

  No actually I will never understand you if you don’t like this movie

  Also shut UP about the effects. MCU movies fucking look worse than this movie and do not be fooled by reviews: THIS MOVIE LITERALLY LOOKS FINE, PEOPLE WERE JUST SO ANTI CGI IN 2004 THAT THEY COULDN'T ADMIT TO LIKING ANYTHING THAT USED IT

Popular reviews

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  Snow Dogs 2002

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2021

  “How’s Alaska?”

  “Everything’s white...INCLUDING MY FATHER!!!”

  Iconic.

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  Critters 1986

  ★★★ Watched 28 Sep 2019

  I mean you get what you pay for with this one. Also one of the Critters says FUCK and I laughed so hard it was an immediate 3 stars.