RoyalSMO

RoyalSMO

I may not know what a second act is but by golly I can most certainly spread my uneducated opinions like the dumbass I am

Favorite films

  • The Truman Show
  • Porco Rosso
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Swiss Army Man

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  • Casino Royale

    ★★★½

  • Conclave

    ★★★★

  • Going in Style

    ★★½

  • The Mask

    ★★★★

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  • Casino Royale

    Casino Royale

    ★★★½

    We need more franchises to be rebooted to add cock and ball torture.

  • Conclave

    Conclave

    ★★★★

    Wouldn't have really thought this would be my type of movie but damn I actually really liked this. It was a little confusing at times mainly due to the fact I've got no fucking idea how the whole pope thing works but it still managed to be really engaging for me. Why did that one guy have a vape

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  • Going in Style

    Going in Style

    ★★½

    Technically double featured this with The Mask. Most likely this was the way it was meant to be viewed I can only assume. I liked the two scenes I had watched in those YouTube shorts 50 times before.

  • Novocaine

    Novocaine

    ★★★½

    There's a Jean Claude Van Damme Kickboxer reference this shit fucking slaps holy

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