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Recent reviews

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  Crimes of Passion 1984

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Pretty sure that was the same fleshlight used in 10 to Midnight. The same one Charles Bronson waves around while blurting out the memorable line, “IT’S FOR JACKING OFF, ISN’T IT?!”

  Yup, same model. Bronson probably gave that old thing over to Perkins.

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  Mona Lisa 1986

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  I really liked it, but my cat didn’t. He didn’t like it when Bob Hoskins’ beeper went off. It woke him up from his catnap. He had the same pissy look as Michael Caine after Bob asked him if he got the rabbit. Uncanny.

Popular reviews

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  The Super 1991

  ½ Watched 24 May 2019

  The money invested in this film should’ve been used to fix an actual slum.

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  Greedy 1994

  ★★ Watched 01 Mar 2019

  Whenever you see Michael J. Fox topless, he looks like a 10-year-old boy.

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