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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  Don’t forget, I’m Mickey (just imagine the invincible title card here)

  Mark Ruffalo looks inflated in this movie and there’s no other way to describe it

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  The Gorge 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  Honestly this was such a banger film I couldn’t stop watching

  I wish I could’ve seen more of Miles Teller being a moonshiner

  Also some shots were WAY to close for comfort

Popular reviews

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  Twisters 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Jul 2024

  If I’ve learned two things from this movie, it’ll be:
  1) you’ll never catch me anywhere near Oklahoma or fucking tornadoes
  2) Glen Powel is like Tom Cruise incarnate and is rapidly skyrocketing up my list of men I find highly attractive

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  Inside Out 2 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Jun 2024

  Not a bad movie just not enough of the DILF

  I hope Maddy’s Mount Crushmore is:
  1) Paul Rudd
  2) Michael B. Jordan
  3) Arch Manning
  4) Me

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