Ryan P

Ryan P

Favorite films

  • The Edge
  • Grosse Pointe Blank
  • The Shawshank Redemption
  • Se7en

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  • District 9

    ★★★★½

  • The Substance

    ★★★★½

  • Uncut Gems

    ★★★★

  • Mute

    ★★★

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  • District 9

    District 9

    ★★★★½

    Plot

    Twenty years ago, an alien spacecraft began hovering over Johannesburg South Africa, and stopped. When humans went in to see what was inside, they found an alien race near death – and decided to house them in camps, in an area outside the city called District9. Now the government wants its land back have decided to evict aliens, or ‘prawns’ to another facility.

    During the eviction proceedings, top agent of the MNU (Mulit National United) Wikus van de Merwe,…

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★½

    Plot

    Elizabeth Sparkles, is a over 50 fading celebrity - worried about losing her looks and her place in the world of fame.

    She discovers a way to stop the inevitable and signs up to 'The Substance',

    When it 'spawns' Sue a perky both physically and personally young woman (a younger version of Lizzie) who quickly takes Elizabeth's place as they must trade lives every 7 days.

    Soon, Sue is breaking the rules of The Substance - and this has…

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  • Death to Smoochy

    Death to Smoochy

    ½

    Rainbow Randolph Smiley (Williams) is the host of the popular kids program of the same name, who despite his loving on screen persona, is not so in real life. When he is caught in a bribe, he is fired, and network execs Keener and Stewart have to find a replacement. They find the by the book and squeaky clean Sheldon Mopes, who has the character of Smoochy the Rhino. However Randolph wants revenge – and goes after Smoochy.

    The story…

  • Mission: Impossible III

    Mission: Impossible III

    ★★★½

    Plot

    Ethan Hunt, now a trainer for IMF, and living a relatively placid life, is called back into the field to help recover a missing agent. When things go awry, he discovers that there is a mysterious arms dealer Owen Davian– who is days away from selling a mysterious ‘Rabbits Foot’ to terrorists – and Hunt is the only one who can stop him.

    Direction

    JJ Abrams brand of direction style is on point here, with his usual hues of…