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Captain America: Brave New World 2025
This movie was objectively bad, which is a bummer because the trailer was excellent. It just made no sense. The main character made no decisions, the gravity of what was occurring was never touched on. It was just a dumb movie.
I could have made a better Captain America movie than this and that's a promise.
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Challengers 2024
look, who am i to say i dislike something that seemed to resonate with a lot of other people?? but overall, i found this to be a horny, soft-core, transgressive work that lacked any real depth and failed to tell a story, a joke, or have a thesis.
was visibly enraged leaving the theater. i felt like the obsessive slow-motion in the final act was the director telling me he didn’t value my, or the audiences, time.
i’m probably wrong. idk.
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Cars 2 2011
On Oct. 13, 2024 I wrote—following rewatching Cars— “cant wait to watch cars 2.” wow. what a disappointment. this movie was awful. maybe the worst sequel i’ve ever seen. cars was grounded. it was real. we saw genuine and believable character changes. cars 2 was so cliche it hurt. it had no believability and no charm.
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