Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Babygirl 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Jan 2025

  I liked this movie a good amount. I wondered at times, who are you for? I guess me, because I liked it!

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  This movie was objectively bad, which is a bummer because the trailer was excellent. It just made no sense. The main character made no decisions, the gravity of what was occurring was never touched on. It was just a dumb movie.

  I could have made a better Captain America movie than this and that's a promise.

Popular reviews

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  Challengers 2024

  ½ Rewatched 01 May 2024

  look, who am i to say i dislike something that seemed to resonate with a lot of other people?? but overall, i found this to be a horny, soft-core, transgressive work that lacked any real depth and failed to tell a story, a joke, or have a thesis. 

  was visibly enraged leaving the theater. i felt like the obsessive slow-motion in the final act was the director telling me he didn’t value my, or the audiences, time. 

  i’m probably wrong. idk.

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  Cars 2 2011

  ½ Watched 11 Jan 2025

  On Oct. 13, 2024 I wrote—following rewatching Cars— “cant wait to watch cars 2.” wow. what a disappointment. this movie was awful. maybe the worst sequel i’ve ever seen. cars was grounded. it was real. we saw genuine and believable character changes. cars 2 was so cliche it hurt. it had no believability and no charm.

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