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  Megalopolis 2024

  ★ Watched 19 Feb 2025

  I’m so glad I didn’t have to pay to see this, but HOLY, wish I had an edible or two before watching.

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Dec 2024

  Jim Carey played with himself for a solid 20-30 minutes. Take that as you will

Popular reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Sep 2023

  Just watched this in a lecture hall with 10 other guys, and I can confidently say that

  If: Ryan Gosling = Literally me
  And: Ryan Gosling = Ken
  Then: Ken = Literally me
  Also, since Ken = Kenough
  Then Ryan Gosling = Kenough
  Therefore, I am Kenough, because Ryan Gosling = Literally me, and Ryan Gosling = Ken = Kenough. 

  Thank you for coming to the first and last Kenculus class.

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  The Flash 2023

  ★½ Watched 19 Jun 2023

  I wish I could go back in time 2 hours to stop myself from watching this movies, but I’d probably create a whole new shittier universe so I’ll just regret going in instead.

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