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  El Conde 2023

  Watched 24 Feb 2024

  i won’t rate this movie bc I fell asleep for ten to fifteen minutes during what i think was its emotional climax.

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  Drive-Away Dolls 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Feb 2024

  in the words of the man who, at the end of the movie, turned around in his seat and said to me, “they’re [?] the kings of the shaggy dog story.” well, yes.

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 30 Dec 2023

  a fucked up little sex romp with incredible emotional payoff; great movie if you love a dramatic sleeve and/or an all star cameo by portuguese egg tarts. would recommend.

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  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Oct 2023

  such a good movie - fun, authentic dialogue; great soundtrack; incredible animation; and a real love letter to the original IP. didn’t really dig into what human-turtle intimacy would look like but can’t wait for the sequel.

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